KarmaX's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Rise of the MK: Part 4]

beautiful.

That was wonderful. A brillant end to the ROTMK Quadriogy.

This definatly gets a 5 on the voting.

It's obvious where all that hard work and dedication for so long went. :) It was like an action film. The action only slows down once, breifly when Peach gets the mushroom to revive Luigi, but other than that it flows excellently. Nice ending, too. A good payoff.

I also liked the little ideas for Wart that you worked into it. You actually gave him a personality. Cool!

And I appreciate the length of the movie, too. 10 minutes, aprox. Wow... I honestly didn't know ya had it in you. :p Much better than part 3. Although, honestly, maybe you should think about re-releasing it on a self-made DVD.. whith all of the parts put together in order as one big episode. I would gladly send you a CD, and pay the shipping and handling just to see it. :D

Oh, and in regards to that recent review that said not to give this a 5 just becuase it's Randy... guess what, moron?

I'm giving this a 5 just becuase I enjoyed the film so much. I don't give a crap WHO made it, it still deserves a 5, from me. So stop trying to force everyone to your opinions and try to tell them they can't have one of their own, OR to vote how they want.

And don't try to tell us WHY we're voting. Becuase you certatinly don't know. It's stupid and immature to try and convince people how to vote. Don't like the movie? Fine. Then vote it low if you don't like it. But don't try to convince everyone else what to do.

This is quailty work, I think... And so do alot of other people. And guess what? Maybe they respect Randy so much, becuase he makes things that people like, and gets attention cause he works hard.

Sure he takes a long time, but honestly, so would I. I've been working on a movie for over 4 months now, even. Flash isn't easy. Hell, even devoting oneself to something like this isn't easy.

So don't try to tell everyone that they are only voting just cause it's Randy. Maybe a few people are doing that, but most people are offering critizism and making suggestions all the same for the most part.

Bottom line: If Randy wasn't good, he wouldn't have so many fans to begin with. Try thinking of that before shooting off your mouth, eh?

Also, how does this look rushed?! Click on the goodies section and read about all the tiny little details he worked to get just right. The Toad and the tanooki doll at the end, and all of the other countless little things he did in it.

If it was rushed, it would have looked like 70% of everything in the VG parody collections section on Newgrounds! Wanna know why it dosn't? Becuase Randy worked on it for a long time.. He didn't just crap it out in 6 hours... or even 2 two weeks. All those motions, the different action sequences?! That shit takes planning. It isn't just Mario running on a one screen shot and then jumping or just shooting people with a gun or something.

No, it takes planning to tell an actual story. And this does have a story. It's far for perfect. But for the level of what the combined effort of Randy animating and Paul doing sprite rips can produce, this is damn good enough to deserve a 9 on it's own. If Bozo the freaking CLOWN made this same exact movie, I would have given it a 9.

Vote on the movie how you want. But don't be a total fucking jerkoff about it.

[A New Bunny]

HAHAHAHAHA

I've actually seen this elsewhere. Also, umm.. I don't think that people are understanding why this is funny.

Look... This is based on a real event. Warner Brothers animation is going to have a new show on Kids WB called "Loonitics" It's the Looney Tunes cast re-done as stupid "xtreme" super-heroes. Warner Brothers animation is seeking to destroy everything that was good about the classic looney tunes and to compltly disgrace the original creators with this new show. I find this new show by Warner Brothers animation to be very offensive and a terrible insult to Chuck Jones, Bob Clampett and all the other wonderful artists of the golden age of cartoons.

Now... I've been already discussing this horrible new WB show on a message board. Imagine my delight when I found that someone made a flash cartoon that shows just how terrible and disgraceful this new "XTREME" Looney Tunes is.

This is the most clever and most hilarious thing I've ever seen. Right on. The author gets all of my respect and admirating for showing just what WB's new show is going to do to the memory of Bugs Bunny and all the other classic characters that have entertained adults and children for over 50 years.

This made me laugh so hard that it hurts. I think that Warner Brothers animation should see this flash film you made, so that they can see (in a hilarious and perfectly satrical point of view) just what they are doing to the memory of Bugs Bunny.

You got it right on the money, and this is not only hilarious, but the greatest work of satire towards current events I have seen in the last 3 years. You simply rock, dude.

[Bunnykill 2]

Woo hoo!

Man.. when I came to Newgrounds today, I saw BUNNYKILL II on the front page and was like "Holy shit! It's another Bunnykill! right on!"

It's funny. I still dislike Madness, and I still love Bunnykill. I still love the fact that you took that madness crap and evolved it into something truly great. The action kicked ass in this one.

It really looks like you went that extra mile to improve on Bunnykill I. The beginnings of a plot, a constantly changing location, and more creative fighting/killing. Great job. For real, man.

For Bunnykill III, might I suggest focusing more on plot? It's about the only way that I think you can probably up the ante on that one. Also, probably a plot twist. Gotta love plot twists.

Also, it's good that the main characters have names now. WHo knows.. Dust might even be coming back from the dead to get his revenge. heh heh....

Anyway, keep on making the Madness concept actually good. :p I'll keep watching 'em.

[The Price of Pixels]

ehh...

Meh....

It was ok, i guess.

I came to this cartoon becuase Randy Solem linked to it on his site.

Personally, i think he's a little bit TOO nice to be flattered by this. I wouldn't be, If I i was him... But i'm not him. Oh well.

It was decent. It's kinda solid. Ok sound, ok voice acting, and the joke is ok. Basically it's just ok. Nothing special, not that good.

But not that bad either. It's a little insulting, but it's an ok peice of work.

But also.. why in the hell would you make a sequel to this? :p Don't ruin the joke, or milk it more than you already have. This dosn't need a sequel... nor can i imagine how one would work out.

You're basically trying to get a decent, "nothing special" flash famous by having it be about a real person, and that's kinda pathetic.

Anyway, i'm giving this a 5 out of ten, becuase I feel it's a so-so peice of work. I didn't hate it, and I didn't like it much either. But don't make a sequel. There's no point to that.

[Miss.Dynamite XV]

hehehehe

Yay to you for the grisly murder of a fucking commie socialist fucktard. ^_^

Yay to you for parodying anime. (i love Anime btw)

Yay to you for making an entire flash cartoon series in the style of Excel Saga. (Best anime ever)

Yay to you for all the other Miss Dynamite episodes that have turned me into a true fan of your work.

Yay for panty shots.

Yay for your clever little parodies and biting satire, so lovingly sprinkled around all over.

Yay for 4th wall breaking gags.

Yay for Eva for ALWAYS kicking major ass and for Blacky for FINALLY kicking some socialist retard ass of her own.

jesus fucking christ dude.. just YAY FOR EVERYTHING YOU DO!

Miss Dynamite = Favorite Flash Series Ever.

I respect your hard work, and your accomplishments. Immensly.

[Miss.Dynamite XIV]

ooh... improving on the animation eh?

Wow... this one was very stylish. I've been watching these all up to now.

Btw, the dickhead that reviewed before me: What the fuck is YOUR problem, you whiny little cunt? Heh. You're just another fucking malcontent bastard 12 year old who thinks your funny and can't see past your own prick-filled asshole enough to review an AWESOME movie FAIRLY becuase it upset your delicate, feeble little infant mind. Grow the fuck up and change your diaper. LOL! You wouldn't be such an ass if you got took that dick out of your ass, and had your mom scoop the shit out of your dirty diaper.

And to the person that reviewd right before him: HAHAH!! Whatever. Racist prick hole. It's a little something called "satire" and also a little something called "stylistic effect" But youre too young to know about that. Better keep watching Spongebob, ya dumb little bitch. LOL!!

Seriously. Newgrounds is always overflowing with 11 year old bastard kids that just figured out how to work their mommy's computer and thinks that people CARE about their bitch ass reviews which don't even TRY to be constructive. I laugh at peices of filth like you that knock down a man's hard work, and talent, and think you're funny. Do you think the world owes you something becuase you can spew obesinties in an incorenent sentance? Anyone can do that, so do you think you're... special or something? Or do you think that being an idiot is cause to people to adore your opinion, even if it makes no sense? pwned. In the biggest way. Oh yeah.

Bitches. :p

[Miss.Dynamite XIII]

Okay.... take this you little babies!!

Ok, i've watched this movie. And now i've seen the last two reviews.

Here's what I have to say to you two. *smirk*

What's the matter, you little bitty babies? Did the mean movie make you pee your wittle pants? LOL!! Seriously... I'm SICK of 3 year old toddler fucking babies coming on to Newgrounds, dissing peoples talent, their hard work and their time becuase a movie was too much for their infantile little shithead minds. How fucking difficult is it for you ignorant shitheads to act like you have a brain. If the movie says Excessive Violence.. here's a tip for you:

Maybe you should try NOT watching it, if your pathetic little infant minds can't function enough to comprehend the idea that you should try evaulating a movie based on it's obvious talent just becuase it scares you a little, or offends your fragile little delicate world. You knew what you were getting into when you saw the Excessive Violence warning. Then you cry, and piss and moan and give this guy a zero for his hard work on this hilarious series.

I was laughing my ASS off. Know why? Becuase I happen to have a sense of fucking humour, you diaper-clad pubes. Newgrounds is so chock full of you whiny little bitches, that it honestly makes me sick.

Reveiw a movie based on it's overall quailty and hard work. NOT based on your idiotic, feeble values. But if you would bother to AGE past 12 before watching this stuff, you might DEVELOP some cajones. AND a functioning mind. Really.... stupid asses. The both of you.

This is the best entry yet. I LOVE MISS DYNAMITE!!! Know why i like it? Cause it's a movie that tries. Duh. You might want to try to realize that. oh.. and... GROW THE FUCK UP YOU INFANTS!

[Super Mario Gaming World]

Very good.

Good graphics, funny concept, NICE work of sprites and custom sprites, and the ending was very funny.

And yes, once again, I look in the reviews and see the same type of negitive idiots that, even when they review a movie, are still total ignorant dumbshit 12 year olds that think they're the best reviewers in the world becuase they figured out how to use mommy's computer last week and type in the newgrounds url.

Seriously... Newgrounds attracts so many trolls and people just trying to be assholes on purpose becuase they somehow think it's hilarious. Someone makes a film like this that obviously took a LOT of work, and dumbshits that can do NO better say "ur movie is gay and sucks you fucking tard." I even saw one dumbshit who said this movie was crap and the SMB live action movie was better (i really hope he wasn't serious), and actually said Queen Latifah was the actress playing "Big Bertha". Try reading the credits dumbshit. lol. It's great to laugh at idiots, isn't it?

So, this movie was good, and i'm always amazed when a good sprite movie makes it to newgrounds. I'm also NOT amazed to see the same idiot reviewers that call a good work gay, when they, themselves more than likely suck cock.

Go ahead and mark this review "unhelpful" like you 12 year olds love to do. But you know I speak the truth about the morons that leave negitive, hurtful reviews about everyone's work just for fun. Cause you know I speak the truth. Later. And keep up the good work, Blordow.

- KarmaX

Blordow responds:

Thanks dude, people who say "PFFT BLAM!" are fucking stupid and have made no flash what so ever. I'd say they're jealous or just fucking retarded.

Again, thanks alot for the support and review :)

[Bunnykill]

It's really really good, but....

This fucking owned. But i've got something MORE important to say than that.

Looking at all these reviews, I saw about 3000 people whining "this looked like Madness, stop ripping off Madness, Maddness is the best thing ever, Madness blah blah blah..." So, I searched for the author. And I watched the original and the 2nd one. And, i'm sorry to point this out to you people, but... MADNESS FUCKING SUCKS!

Really, Madness was pretty damn terrible, and this improved in every single way on a really shitty movie. So, if you're going to whine about "be original, be original" then just shut up. Becuase:

1. Madness was a fucking ripoff of Xiao Xiao, and Xiao Xiao looked better than that shit.. and XX, actually used cheap ass stick figures! BunnyKill, uses awesome style, and beautiful, fluid animations that are perfect.

2. EVERYTHING has already been done. Nothing is "original" anymore, and anything that anyone does is derivitive of something else.. whether they know it or not.

If there's one thing I respect, it's taking a peice of shit like Madness, and making into something as awesomely stylish, and a hundred times better. Bunnykill is about a hundred times better.

So, this gets a 9. ...it was going to get an 8, but i actually gave it an EXTRA point BECUASE it improved on that Madness shit.. which SUCKED, by the way.