KarmaX's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Neo-Bender 2 SE]

bleh.

Well, if you wanted to make an animation that looked great, then fine.

Looks good. It's one of the overall shortest and worst flash peices of crap but yeah... looked nice.

Too bad it sucks. Badly.

You know.. you really can use all the 3D technology you want, but maybe you should make something enjoyable.

Perhaps something that makes me feel like i DIDN'T just waste my time. I'm sure that flash was fulfilling for you and anyone else who loves to watch 15 seconds of pure eye candy with no entertainment value. BUT I DON'T.

[Keegan's Truck 5 - Part 3]

Masterpeice

I've never given ANYTHING.. ANYTHING all straight tens before. NEVER.

NEVER!

But... I watched this series from beginning to end.

Part 1 was one of the stupidest things i've ever seen...

and then.... then you kept slowly turning this intoone of the greatest examples of cinema ever.

Finally, come part 5, and let me tell you... Keegan's Truck is fucking beautiful.

There were some points that you lost me, but you always managed to get me back again. By the end of it, i'm left with a feeling. A genuine feeling deep inside myself. Keegan's Truck stirred genuine emotion in me. You started out as making some of the worst crap ever, and now I hail you as a Flash GOD!!!!!!!!!

I've watched them all.. and I STILL can't believe it.

From this series's original beginnings to what it became....... I still can't believe it.

You get my first round of all 10's. The first straight 10's in the 2 years i've been revewing.

To say you've improved.. is an understatement.

[Keegan's Truck 2]

Wow...

This is a hard movie to review.

Becuase it looks like shit.

...............yet it actually had me laughing out loud.

I think it might just be an accident, but the smooth, hilarious, action is the funniest thing about this.

Hilarious. This is the first Flash that actually SUCKS that i've ever given an overall 7.

[FLASH Fables - Humpty Dumpty]

HAHAHA

Man.. this had me cracking up (no pun intended) by the end.

Also, check out that last guys review:

"GIVE ME AN AUTHORS RESPONCE AND I WONT BLAM THIS!"

newsflash, genuis...

1. You can't Blam something already accepted. and
2. You can't blam something in the collections section, you moron
3. Why should the author give a crap about your infantile threats which are completly impossible to carry out?

Wow... Newgrounds users get stupider every day, don't they?

[The Real Legend 2]

Hmm.. good try.

Well, I enjoyed it, i did.

But you see.. Unless someone has a great attention span, they won't sit through this.

Your jokes were all very funny, but what you did the worst job on was pacing.

The pacing of this is just horrible. I only sat through it becuase it was so well made, but it was very slow. and Boring. When ajoke did happen they were really well written.

the sound was also pretty bad, but I'm guessing that was due to the length of the film. However, if you had actually sped up the frame rate or made everything go about 3 times faster than this and THEN did the vocal tracks, it would have been a lot better.

I give you a 7 becuase of the really great story, great gags and becuase the whole thing was VERY faithful to The Legend Of Zelda, but your pacing, and directing all need NAJOR, MAJOR work.

I actually sat through it becuase I have patience, but I'm not so sure everyone else will. I did like what I saw though, so this is a good review. I just think the flash had some major, glaring flaws.

[Bush's Big Joke]

Yes.

Wow. Very powerful and very true.

Thank you for providing a true look at Bush's stupidity, and his asanine plot to destroy, humiliate and degrate America further than it already has been.

You are a genuis. Let this serve as a reminder that America truly does represent the will of the people. The President stands for everything the nation was founded upon:

Ignorance, Violence, Derision, Bigotry, Death, Murder and Intolerence.

It is the will of 51% of the american people that Bush destroy the country and possibly the world. You will all get what you want before it's over. WWIII is upon us, and the only one laughing when it's over will be Bush. Laughing and making his jokes atop the pile of disfigured and mutalited bodies of the people.

Bush makes me sick. ...and ashamed to call myself American.

[Anger Managment(sample)]

I second that motion...

I was going to review this myself and write one of my trademark "long reviews"

But the review previous to this one just summed up everything I wanted to say... almost word for word.

So here it is again:

"The voices are terrible, the art is terrible, the plot is stolen from a myriad of similar flash games, the choices suck, the title is misspelled, but somehow this isn't blammed yet. Oh, wait, you got some guy who's respected around here to draw your characters. This is going to end up on the front page. Congratulations. I voted 0"

MeatPieSauceDotCom responds:

oi this is not a legednary frog cartoon i repeat this is not a legendary frog cartoon i only used on of his characters and have giving him credit for it so STFU!!!!!!!!!!

[My GOD, Robots! episode 3]

umm...

Well, um.... The only thing this has going for it is it's concept and some funny looking directing in a very few places.

Other than that, this is bad. Really bad. It's really sloppy. You didn't add one single sound effect to the entire thing. In fact, this has got to be the single worst usage of sound i've seen in a flash cartoon that has this much ambition in it.

It dosn't appear that you're even trying to make this very good. Not only is the voices mixed so low, and the music is mixed so loudly that you really can NOT hear the dialouge, the voice acting is.. beyond atrocious. I was embarassed just listening to it.. And I'm the only one here in this house right now.

If you have a good idea, you need to work harder than this. A LOT harder than this. This poor quailty is obviously not a result of your limitations of skill. It's becuase you're a lazy, slop artist that dosn't have the drive to even make you good ambitions look like anything other than crap. If you want people to take you seriously, put some more effort into it then this.

Get someone different to voice the main character PLEASE. And please use someone else's artwork. You seem to have a small knack for directing, but your sound work and your art skills are so piss poor that those things, alone, make this painful to listen to, and to look at.

Also, consider not ripping off Invader Zim so closely, and learn how to make a preloader. A lot of people use dial-up still. There's no excuse for not even bothering with a preloader.. either figure out how to do one, get someone else to do one for you, use the newgrounds preloader, or just don't submit your movies.

I know i'm probably being hard on you here, but I think it's for the best that you try to improve a lot before making another movie. Becuase being on the front page is not as big a deal as people think. Almost anything can get on the Front Page these days, and a lot of time it's crud like this.

You have potential.. now let's see some effort.

[Bubble Love]

hmmm

Well, the author says he just put this up here for fun....

..it's Turd Of The Week.....

That pretty much says it all. If you watch this movie, you'll know what to expect. :p Not much else to say....