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Coin Catch Coin Catch

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Don't listen to the idiots.

This is pretty impressive for a start. Don't listen to the stupid morons that mark this low. 99% of them could not do a better job, themselves.


theY4Kman responds:

It might've been a great start, but it still isn't a great game :P There was a lot more I wanted to add, but I had to submit it before I left for New Jersey. And it turns out I wasn't even going there, anyways, so I'll have time to finish it.


EarthBound Distraction EarthBound Distraction

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Pretty cool.

A really nice game...

...by the way, don't even worry about that "Twitchering" dumbass that just commented and gave you a 2. He's a fucking idiot, and a liar.

It's impossible that he was an inch away from an enemy and died, becuase I've not had that problem. He's just a moron who sucks at this great game you put together.

Remember... now matter, what stupid idiots try to give you a low score, this is good and real effort was put into it.



Super Mario Brothers 1-1 Super Mario Brothers 1-1

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

A solid 9. This is very well done.

Well, this is very very good. Very good indeed.

Oh, and by the way, will you morons knock it off about the supposed "piracy"? Christ, do you morons even know the definition of piracy? Becuase I don't think you do.

Piracy is the actual rom code. This game does NOT contain that. So shut up about piracy, and stop trying to sound jealous of guy who made this wonderful flash.

All it contains is the mountains of hard, hard work that this guy put into long hours of programming the game to function exactly like the physics of Super Mario Bros. Meaning... this is all hard work put into this flash by the flash maker HIMSELF, and nobody else. Not even Nintendo. Got it?

Now as for the sprites and sound.... There are at least 83 kajillion "mario sprite parodies" on Newgrounds that use the same sprites and sounds. Guess how many of them ever got "sued"? That's right, none. Zip. Nada. Zilch.

So, at the very least you people can... A. Stop screaming "piracy" like a bunch of dimwitted, trained circus seals when you have no idea what the definition of the word actually IS, and... B. Stop trying to sound extremly jealous that you can't make a flash like this, and therefore try to mark it down for supposed "piracy" that is non-existant.

I for one, understand exactly what this is. And it's really awesome. I'm working for all the awards in this game, and it's fun. it shoots the replay value of level 1-1 right up the roof, actually.

So, yeah... even if these comments are being ruined by fools who don't even know what piracy actually is, and wrongfully claiming this to be "piracy" for some reason (probably becuase they flunked out of kindergarden, who knows), this is amazingly well put together.

This is the kind of great work i'd expect to be put on the front page, but sadly it probably won't be. But. it's still great, anyway.


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Super Mario Hardcore Super Mario Hardcore

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

It was ok.

It was decent, I guess. Not that great, but not poor, either.

Although there were SO many parts where it just seemed lazy. The backgrounds seem to be simply ripped from a SMW guide book or something. They are the same levels but you can't interact with ANYTHING. No pipes to go down, no areas to access. You can't even hit the blocks.

The game is also ridiculously ridiculously EASY. Only three short levels of enemies that offer little to no resistance (Besides Koopas that shoot in level three, but they are also incredibly easy to defeat as their shots are few and rarely affect you.)

The game offers practically no challenge and is over in about 3 minutes. The lowest my health meter went down at any time was down to about 75%. There's no difficulty and no balance to the gameplay.

No offence, but it's a little hard to believe this was worked on for 5 months, becuase it looks like nearly 1 month was put into it off and on, and then the project got boring so you quit after three levels. That's what it seems like.

The music was pretty good, and probably the one area where it looks like attention was put into the game (Besides Mario jumping and giving the later enemies in the 3rd level some kind of AI to their shooting patterns)

If there's one reason to play this game, it's to listen to the good music, and probably shoot a koopa or two if you're into that. Otherwsie, there's practically no real gameplay and it's over in about 2 or 3 minutes at the most. Then... it aburptly ends.

No real exploration.. you just move forward, shoot things that offer hardly any resistance, and that's it. If anyone ever dies (Or even gets their health down to 60%) then that person must be a 4 year old who didn't read the instructions, pretty much. It's the only way to lose this "game"

For a sequel.. especially an anticipated sequel, I would hope that the game would overall be better than this. MUCH MUCH MUCH better than this. I don't think it's exactly "poor" so I can't just write it off becuase that would be just insulting. There was some work put into this, that I can see. There just didn't seem to be very much of it.

If there's a third game sometime, I hope it's probably a helluva lot better than this. No offence, just calling it how I see it. Later.


Casualty responds:

Nice reading there! I gotta tell you something.. I DID work on this 6 months, but you should count the fact the I am INCREDIBLY lazy, and 3 of the 6 months consisted of bug-fixing.

Anyways Thanks man!


Mortal Kombat 2: The Mass Mortal Kombat 2: The Mass

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Nice.

Looks promising. Good job on that, so far.

By the way... Last reviewer.... What's wrong with you? Can you not read?

It's a DEMO. Which means.. *gasp* IT'S NOT FINISHED. Jesus, people are stupid. They think they are the kings of reason when they can't even read something written right there before clicking the play button. *shakes head sadly*



Miss.Dynamite KISS doll Miss.Dynamite KISS doll

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

yes! Eva doll!!

Alright!! A Miss Dynamite Dress up doll!

Btw.... ugh. Check out the review right before this one! lol!
So here's to that moron:

yeah, you can move the background.. guess what? You're supposed to be able to. It wasn't an accident you retard. Jeez... how stupid can ya get, huh?

Let me clue you in, idiot.... This guy is better with Flash then you. Actually, I don't even know the author of this movie, but his english skills HAVE to be better than yours, too. Learn to spell, jackass. This is quailty shit. You are just A shit. There's a difference. I'm guessing becuase you can't even form a sentance with a keyboard, that you either have no flash movies, or you make shit that always gets blammed. If you're going to talk shit about someone ALWAYS make sure you can do better. That's the simplest possible way to ensure that one isn't a mentally remedial jackass. Guess who many Newgrounds reviewers can pass that test? ;)

I mean geez... The art, the changeble everything, and the fact that it's fucking Miss Dynamite. DID YOU EVEN SEE ANYTHING IN THIS GAME OTHER THAN THE BACKGROUND?!

Just another example of all the idiot 12 year olds that come to newgrounds by the thousands that have no brains. You're all, like seriously idiots. Don't deny it. I can pick 100 review posts on Newgrounds at random and 99 of them will be illiterate fucks.

And you all know this. You've all seen it, so don't try to pretend you don't know what i'm talking about. :p

And before I forget, Miss Dynamite is the greatest series on Newgrounds. Nuff said.



Pacmans Adventures 2 Pacmans Adventures 2

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Hmmmmm

Well, here's some advise...

Like the last person said, this was ok. It was kinda fun. But the graphics you used and the sound are both terrible. I really think you should go back over this and redo the graphics with the actual sprites, and add some good sound effects. it good a 4 simply becuase it looks shoddy.

But if this looked nicer, it would more than likely get higher.

Please try harder next time, becuase you had a good idea, there.



Beat The Stimpy Beat The Stimpy

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Stimpy, You fat bloated EEEDIOT!!!

Well, hmm... Were we go again with stupid reviews I see "written" by people who seem to rate a movie based only on their grand and impossible expectations, rather then reviewing it for what it is, and what it's supposed to be.

Honestly, all this does is just play animation of Ren smacking Stimpy every time you click the button.

But hey.. for what it is (a simple stress reliever-type thing) this is pretty good. I'm a huge fan of the show and if there's one thing i can say about this, is that it does a great job staying true to the animation of the show. The use of authentic R&S sound is dead on. The animation looks like a Spumco rough pencil test, and the expressions and acting is spot on. It's basically a Ren and Stimpy sketch come to life, but it's a damn good one.

So, since that's all it is, more or less, my review is that of a positive one. Yes sir, I like it.



Learning Fractions Learning Fractions

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

dare i say it.. this is.. almost neat.

I honestly hope this does not get blammed.

Sure, it kinda sucks, but it's also unique and different. Plus it's not animated all that badly.

I give this a 3.. mind you it's a 3 out of 10, which means it's pretty poor by vauge standards, but not entirely horrible. Yeah, it's true that no one wants to do fractions, but i base my rating solely on it's techinical skill. Please don't blam this. Give it maybe turd of the week, cause it's funny, but don't blam it. hehe


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