OMG I JERKED OFF TO THIS.
It was ok. I mean, I liked it, and I give it props for daring to NOT be Anti-Pokemon. Pokemon isn't my favorite thing in the world, either but it's an ok anime. Not as bad as people make it out to be, anyway.
I seriously think that people hate on Pokemon just so they can pretend to be cool when they aren't. It's called following a mindless trend and scoring points with other people who think they are cool becuase they shoot Pikachu in the face.
Whatever. It's refreshing to see a Pokemon flash that is a tribute of sorts rather than a mindless hate trend. So, I gave it all 10's.
Plus, I like that song, and there were some well animated bits with Pikachu, too.
Wow.... just no.
"Terrible" doesn't even begin to describe this. This reminds me of my first shitty movie I made years ago. Only this is actually less deserving of the front page, and a lot more immature, with about 400% more homosexual overtones and random swearing with bad text, and hardly any audio stretching on for 16 pretentiously immature eye clawlingly irritating minutes.
My first movie may have sucked, but it didn't suck nearly as bad as this. There's no fucking justice, anymore. I swear to god.
Oh well.. at least I greatly improved my flash skills and moved on from Newgrounds, and found better success, elsewhere. I guess maybe there is some justice. Heh.
Well, aside from here, that is.
Get out while you can. :P
Static background all the way, though? Check.
A complete inability to use the shape tools to make halfway decent word balloons, with badly written text? Check.
Cheaply tweened sprite gifs that don't correspond with anything else? Check.
Virtual lack of decent sound, which happens to be VERY loud and abrasive to the ears? Check.
This is almost is bad as MY first movie. With one notable exception.
I actually used music from the actual game I was doing a parody of, and the best damn group in the world, KMFDM and not that gay Naruto shit.
My first movie that I submitted here before I improved my skills, did actual animation and stopped submitting here was really bad, but this is worse.
My advice? Either don't submit here, improve your skills tenfold, submit somewhere else with lower standards, or you'll get eaten alive my more people than just me.
I'm not trying to be a prick, i'm telling you this for your own good. Escape while you can. These complete idiots here at Newgrounds will kill you. Or at least spend a lot more time improvimg, first. Becuase these bunch of retarded savagaes will eat you for breakfast.
Kinda figured there would be ups and downs but I took a risk....
thx for the warning btw ^_^
Don't listen to the idiots.
This is pretty impressive for a start. Don't listen to the stupid morons that mark this low. 99% of them could not do a better job, themselves.
It might've been a great start, but it still isn't a great game :P There was a lot more I wanted to add, but I had to submit it before I left for New Jersey. And it turns out I wasn't even going there, anyways, so I'll have time to finish it.
A really nice game...
...by the way, don't even worry about that "Twitchering" dumbass that just commented and gave you a 2. He's a fucking idiot, and a liar.
It's impossible that he was an inch away from an enemy and died, becuase I've not had that problem. He's just a moron who sucks at this great game you put together.
Remember... now matter, what stupid idiots try to give you a low score, this is good and real effort was put into it.
A solid 9. This is very well done.
Well, this is very very good. Very good indeed.
Oh, and by the way, will you morons knock it off about the supposed "piracy"? Christ, do you morons even know the definition of piracy? Becuase I don't think you do.
Piracy is the actual rom code. This game does NOT contain that. So shut up about piracy, and stop trying to sound jealous of guy who made this wonderful flash.
All it contains is the mountains of hard, hard work that this guy put into long hours of programming the game to function exactly like the physics of Super Mario Bros. Meaning... this is all hard work put into this flash by the flash maker HIMSELF, and nobody else. Not even Nintendo. Got it?
Now as for the sprites and sound.... There are at least 83 kajillion "mario sprite parodies" on Newgrounds that use the same sprites and sounds. Guess how many of them ever got "sued"? That's right, none. Zip. Nada. Zilch.
So, at the very least you people can... A. Stop screaming "piracy" like a bunch of dimwitted, trained circus seals when you have no idea what the definition of the word actually IS, and... B. Stop trying to sound extremly jealous that you can't make a flash like this, and therefore try to mark it down for supposed "piracy" that is non-existant.
I for one, understand exactly what this is. And it's really awesome. I'm working for all the awards in this game, and it's fun. it shoots the replay value of level 1-1 right up the roof, actually.
So, yeah... even if these comments are being ruined by fools who don't even know what piracy actually is, and wrongfully claiming this to be "piracy" for some reason (probably becuase they flunked out of kindergarden, who knows), this is amazingly well put together.
This is the kind of great work i'd expect to be put on the front page, but sadly it probably won't be. But. it's still great, anyway.
A monkey with a sampling kit could do better.
NO, THIS IZ WUT KAM OUT
You ran the MIDI from the actual FF7 for PC game through an MP3 converter, and call it your own.
THE ULTIMATE..... WARRIORRRRRRRR!!!
WHEN THE PLANETS ARE IN ALIGHNMENT, AND THE FORCE THAT NONE DARE SPEAK FIND THEIR WAY TO INHABIT THE SOULS OF THOSE THAT CRY FOR FREEDOM FROM THE BINDINGS OF WEAKNESS.... THEY ALL.... INEVITABLY.... COME TO ONE CONCLUSION, WHICH CANNOT BE... DENIED.....
THE TRUE... AND INESCAPABLE POWER ...OF THE ULTIMATE.... WARRIORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
This gets a 10.
That man was crazy in the brain. Hoak Hogan.
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